Sunday, October 16, 2005

More reason's to love Gilmore Girls

You have to watch the show to catch the full wit but here is a jist... Emily is a very uptight, rich, perfectionist whose daughter Lorelai got pregnant at 16 and refused to marry the guy. Lorelai is now in her thirties...

Emily: You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Uh... Well. If I'd known you were coming over, I would have changed.
Emily: Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?

Lorelai: My mother - she was here. I can feel it.
Rory: Grandma hasn't been here.
Lorelai: Smell that?
Rory: Smell what?
Lorelai: The room - it smells like guilt and Chanel No. 5

[Lorelai answers her cell phone] Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: You get over here right now!
Lorelai: Who is this?
Emily: This is you in twenty years! "Who is this?", I swear!

Lorelai: Independence Inn.
Emily: You really should identify yourself when you answer the phone at work.
Lorelai: Sorry. Independence Inn, major disappointment speaking. Better?

Thanks for watching!

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